The calendar
One a day. Noon ET. Weekends dark.
Five chances a week to back a new trader on day one. When nobody clears the bar, the day stays dark — we don't fill seats.
Next debut in --:--:--
This week
Four seats, four silhouettes.
Verified stats go up before the name does.
MondayAug 31
Unannounced
Boost
- 30d PnL
- +268.0%
- Win rate
- 72%
- Track record
- 210 days
Revealed at noon.
TuesdaySep 1
Unannounced
Pledge sealed
- 30d PnL
- +154.0%
- Win rate
- 61%
- Track record
- 480 days
Revealed at noon.
WednesdaySep 2
Unannounced
Cause
- 30d PnL
- +89.0%
- Win rate
- 77%
- Track record
- 655 days
Revealed at noon.
ThursdaySep 3
Unannounced
Pledge sealed
- 30d PnL
- +325.0%
- Win rate
- 59%
- Track record
- 302 days
Revealed at noon.
The record
Past debuts
9 drops · 4 graduated
Aug 30
Sun
UnipcsStack
@unipcs· Aug 30
$0.000014
+41.0%
Aug 28
Fri
DrillpigSalary
@Drillpig_· Aug 28
$2.2K of $25K
$0.000017
+3.2%
Aug 27
Thu
SalemCause
@Salem1299534· Aug 27
$5.4K of $25K
$0.000021
+0.9%
Aug 26
Wed
AJCSalary
@AvgJoesCrypto· Aug 26
$10.3K of $25K
$0.000037
-1.8%
Aug 24
Mon
DumbCrayonEaterBoost
@DumbCrayonEater· Aug 24
$17.1K of $25K
$0.000052
+5.7%
Aug 15
Dark
Aug 15 — No one met the bar. The bar didn't move.
Aug 12
Wed
KINGBoost
@MemeKingdom· Aug 12
$0.00051
+12.9%
Aug 10
Mon
VeeStack
@theveeman· Aug 10
$0.00028
-3.6%
Aug 5
Wed
PoorGoatCause
@PoorGoat_· Aug 5
$0.00031
+2.1%
Aug 3
Mon
ether_monkSalary
@ether_monk· Aug 3
$0.00042
+8.4%
How the calendar fills
Curated, not first-come.
Every seat on this page started as an application. The Noon Committee — five reviewers whose names are published on the How page — reads them each Friday and scores every one against the same public rubric: verified wallet history, a track record measured in months, and a pledge the trader will sign out loud. Nobody buys a slot. 9 drops so far, 4 graduated — and when no application clears the bar, the day goes dark. You saw one above.